Terrence and PhillipOh Terrence, now you've farted during the closing arguement. I have haven't I Terence and PhillipWould you like a Monkey Claw Phillip? Yes please. (Farting noise) That's called a Monkey Claw because it feels like my ass is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys KyleI'm sailing away... set a course for the virgin sea Chef, Ms EllenChef tells Ms. Ellen that there is no subsitute for you CartmanOh I had a chocolate pie but I left it at home Kyle, WendyKyle:Wow, I can't beleve Ms. Ellen was a criminal Iraqi fugitive. Wendy:Yeah, you just never know CartmanI've been licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a lesiben Kyle, CartmanKyle: I'm sailing away... Set a course for the virgin sea. Cartman(you know the words. This is the full version) The Japanese dudeSome Japanese stuff NedOh yeah, I don't think 8year old kids drink beer Stan, Kenny, Uncle JimboStan: Hey, maybe your mom can give me a kiss too Cartman. Kenny: Or she can suck my dick (something like that). Jimbo: Whoa, that's disgusting Cartman, Mrs. CartmanCartman: Drive, drive! Mrs. Cartman: You give your mommy a kissy. Cartman: Drive the car damn it. Drive Kyle, KennyKyle: Oh my God, they've killed Kenny. Kenny:No, I'm okay ahh ahh WendyHooray for Mr. Garrison. He's back, he's back, Mrs. Garison is back. So long substitute. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out now Director, VoiceDirector: Well, who the hell made you the boss anyway? Voice:Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it Barbrady, Chef, Mr. Garrison Mr. GarrisonWell, I've got some Eric Roberts in a doggy bag, does anyone else want some DoctorUnless we get help soon, everyone here are completely f*cked. Metaphorically speaking that is